HP Computers & Why They Suck

Have you seen these HP computer advertisements with these celebrities? I mean have we sunk so fucking low that we need a celebrity to tell us what computer to buy?! I don’t want to hear about a computer from some fucking rich bastard who is getting even more rich by endorsing a computer when in reality they don’t know shit about computers. Like Gwen Stefani, what the fuck does she know about computers? I don’t want to hear about how good a computer is from her let alone anyone else who is just some fuck living in this world with me. Not from Shaun White, Jay-Z and all the others they have signed to their advertising campaign. Not fucking anyone one of them. I especially don’t want to hear about computers from some biker fucks from Orange County New York. I’ve see your shows ass holes and I know for a fact you don’t know shit one about computers. You all signed a deal, got free computers and money and now you’re even more rich. The only people I want to hear about computers from is true computer geeks. And no I don’t want to hear shit from Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak or any of the other famous computer geeks of the world. They will be fucking bias and you know it.

So fuck you HP for acting like you’re the bee’s knees of the personal computer just because you have celebrities endorsing your products.

Well guess what! I’m gonna endorse a product myself and not get fucking paid for it. If you want a good prebuilt PC with a lot of options and well built then go to www.ibuypower.com and get yourself a machine. Unlike the celebrities, I have actually owned these machines and can say from experience they are well built machines and I have never had an issue with them. And I’m not getting paid for saying this. [Not that it wouldn’t hurt.]

Remember, these celebrities aren’t computer geeks and we all know they are just as stupid as you when it comes to computers so don’t listen to their shit. Especially when it comes from a fucking biker dude that breaks down doors because his penis is bleeding due to it being his time of the month.

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