The Junk of Life

I’ve been working on voice tests for the puppets and while working I found I really hated every voice for the boy puppet. The more I worked the more I decided maybe the video blog would be with the old puppet. Basicly making him into an old dirty man with a foul mouth who has no real understanding of the world around him. If anyone is interested here is the voice test for the old man I decided was the one I wanted to go for.

http://rapidshare.com/files/43279264/grandfather_test.zip

The old guy puppet also has gone through some changes from the picture as I said I would do. His black jacket is removed along with the red tie. His shirt is buttoned down exposing his chest and his pants are pulled up so high his balls have no breathing room. All I have left to do is carefully bleach his salt and pepper grey hair white and cut some of the hair and glue it to his chest. I also might add some suspenders to help hold up his slacks. A new script is being worked on and few other items such as the old mans name. I have also decided to call the show “Hand Up My Ass”.

So there you have it.

Recently I was asked, “What do you think is better, Harry Potter or The Lord of The Rings??”

Well first of all that’s a fucking retarded comparison. I really don’t think I have to say more about that and how stupid that is.

Second of all LoTR is better because the author of Harry Potter practically ripped off of Neil Gaiman’s “The Books of Magic”. TBoM was published well before the first Harry Potter book was and well, its just better. I never even heard of Harry Potter till one day someone was telling me about it and I was like this sounds fucking familiar and it hit me. She showed me a picture of Mr. Potter and instantly the cry of “fucking rip off” could be heard from my lips. Not only is the story similar but the they both look exactly alike.

Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t really hate Harry Potter. The movies so far haven’t been that bad. Though Im still glad I have never paid to watch a single one. [Bless you internet] But in the end all you Potter fucks need to learn its not original and its not that creative. It is entertaining, at least for a moment.

And one more thing, fuck David lynch!

I’ve been meaning to get that one of my chest for some time. Why do people think Lynch is like the “bee’s knee’s” of film making? And don’t you dare fucking tell me about Dune. Just because you do one or two movies that were good doesn’t mean you’re the shit. Remember Eraserhead? Or how about Blue Velvet? Shall I go on?

Fuck David Lynch!

And now for something completely different: