Spermie v.2.0

About maybe five years ago I guess I was sitting at work board as hell sitting alone with nothing to do. I started to doodle and came up with a character I called “Spermie”. He was a character who was a sperm and I drew three frames of him exploring his new life.

Last night, I made a new version. Same comic, same jokes but this time only two frames for right now and the art is different. No more stupid pencil drawing that sucked ass.

So enjoy the new Spermie.

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Ive also started a stupid ass comic project now called “OMFG Comics” I put a small section for it and it needs a lot of work but first I need content.

Visit: www.starsignproductions.com

Now I’m off to work on a possible new comic. Inspired by the days of joking with Jess about Helen Keller, I’m thinking about turning those jokes into a comic. Stay tuned!

And in case you wondering, the tittle of the project is going to be called "The Helen Keller Experience"

I Am Creative

This is what happens when you stay up all night and are really tired and after watching two episodes of “Tim and Eric's Awesome Show” on Adult Swim back to back you feel like you have some creative juices as well.

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Your Never Too Old For Toys

First let me say this has nothing to do with adult and/or sexual toys. When I say toys I mean childrens toys.

Now I have always been a fan of toys. I never stopped loving toys or playing with them. Every year when I go out and buy toys to donate for kids for Christmas I always have to resist opening the damn things up and playing with them. Girls and boys toys, it doesn’t matter. Some just look like so much damn fun.

To this day I like to go to McDonalds at times and get me a Happy Meal and rock out whatever toy comes in the bag. Granted today the toys are crap compared to the ones of my youth. Cracker Jacks though are the worst culprit of this crime. Have you seen the shit they put in their boxes these days? I stopped eating them because of how fucked up their toys are. Nothing like a piece of paper as your god damn toy! Whatever happened to the magnifying glass or one of the many other little toys? Sure they weren’t much but it was better then the shit you get now.

But I digress.

About a week ago I stopped at McDonalds and got me a Happy Meal. The toy I got was a Hot Wheels racing car. Pretty cool as I havent had one is a very long time. So this sat on my desk for a few days and each day I’d roll it around and soon found myself making all the noises one makes when pretending to be playing with a car. You can say anything you want but I had fun.

Soon the urge hit me and as much as I tried to avoid it, I had to do something about it. I logged into eBay and searched me out some Hot Wheels cars. And no, I am not a Matchbox fan. I don’t hate the cars but I grew up on Hot Wheels so it’s a nostalgia thing. After some looking around I saved some auctions and soon won them. I am now about to get in around 75 new in the box Hot Wheels toy cars. As well as the classic tire looking carrying case, a small track to set them zooming around and two stations for them to drive through.

Sure, Im in my mid 20’s and Im buying Hot Wheels cars. I spent about $50 total on kids toys. [All items are new.] I could have done better with the money and saved it or something else but I wanted my toy cars and I think its ok for me to get them as I plan to rock them out like no one has rocked before. Now with a bigger imagination who knows what adventures my toy cars will get into.

But I will admit, not all will be for me. I plan to keep some, maybe half or more in their boxes and donate them for Christmas. Who knows, maybe one day some boy or girl will be like me and in their adulthood go out and buy themselves some toy cars all because I started a revolution in their lives.

Never the less, I will be playing with these cars, I will be making all the noises that accompany the imagination that go with playing with toy cars and I will be happy doing all of this and I wont think its fucking weird.

So go fuck yourself for judging me!

Hope everyone had a good week.

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Just Nothing

I think this screen capture from the Yahoo homepage pretty much speaks for itself.

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Another Shitty Book Title

A new entry to Babble Bitch and now I feature audio. Two other pieces of audio have been added to the page. This is just the newest.

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Another Shitty Book Title
The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star
by Nikki Sixx

Congratulations Nikki on finding another way to make even more money in your pocket by writing a book and using one of the most cliché titles of all time for books of personal experiences.

Apparently your creativity level only pertains to your music and even that’s giving you more credit then what’s due.

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Picture Post!

Ok before we get to the pictures has anyone gotten or heard the new Birthday Massacre album yet? I’ve been listening to it pretty much nonstop for the past two weeks. Well that and for some reason a lot of Hanzel und Gretyl and I don’t know why.

Also this week I am so excited my new black and red tableware items come in. Fine I know that’s gay but I have been wanting these things so bad and they are Asian. And since I mostly eat Asian foods and cook Asian its about time I got me Asian tableware. So finally I get my rice bowls, spoons, miso bowls with lids and more.

My new all black sushi serving set I get for xmas. So I got some time to wait. And what’s that? Yes I do know how to roll sushi. Learned a few years ago as its so much cheaper. This week I will be making some Kimbob for those who know that is. And mine rocks so hard.

Ok on with the gayest of gay pictures.

These two notebooks are filled with pages all dedicated to Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town. All this for a damn GBA game!? I know right. And these are just two of the books. I have like 4 of these fucking things. Well I did, these I just found recently and memories came flooding back.




















Heres my food for the next two days I made this morning. Its fucking delicious and I thought Id take a picture. Whats in it you ask?? Just an apple, zucchini, broccoli, onion, hoisin sauce, garlic, and chicken. Serve over rice and it kills.























Fuck you! Pogs are still cool!





















So after painting the bathroom walls purple and the trim and shit black I decided the place still needed another kick in the ass. So I installed one of those lights on the sink. Blue for cold water and red for hot. It fucking rules.

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^ Thats a fucking fun ass MUGEN!

HP Computers & Why They Suck

Have you seen these HP computer advertisements with these celebrities? I mean have we sunk so fucking low that we need a celebrity to tell us what computer to buy?! I don’t want to hear about a computer from some fucking rich bastard who is getting even more rich by endorsing a computer when in reality they don’t know shit about computers. Like Gwen Stefani, what the fuck does she know about computers? I don’t want to hear about how good a computer is from her let alone anyone else who is just some fuck living in this world with me. Not from Shaun White, Jay-Z and all the others they have signed to their advertising campaign. Not fucking anyone one of them. I especially don’t want to hear about computers from some biker fucks from Orange County New York. I’ve see your shows ass holes and I know for a fact you don’t know shit one about computers. You all signed a deal, got free computers and money and now you’re even more rich. The only people I want to hear about computers from is true computer geeks. And no I don’t want to hear shit from Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak or any of the other famous computer geeks of the world. They will be fucking bias and you know it.

So fuck you HP for acting like you’re the bee’s knees of the personal computer just because you have celebrities endorsing your products.

Well guess what! I’m gonna endorse a product myself and not get fucking paid for it. If you want a good prebuilt PC with a lot of options and well built then go to www.ibuypower.com and get yourself a machine. Unlike the celebrities, I have actually owned these machines and can say from experience they are well built machines and I have never had an issue with them. And I’m not getting paid for saying this. [Not that it wouldn’t hurt.]

Remember, these celebrities aren’t computer geeks and we all know they are just as stupid as you when it comes to computers so don’t listen to their shit. Especially when it comes from a fucking biker dude that breaks down doors because his penis is bleeding due to it being his time of the month.

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