I Am Creative

This is what happens when you stay up all night and are really tired and after watching two episodes of “Tim and Eric's Awesome Show” on Adult Swim back to back you feel like you have some creative juices as well.

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Your Never Too Old For Toys

First let me say this has nothing to do with adult and/or sexual toys. When I say toys I mean childrens toys.

Now I have always been a fan of toys. I never stopped loving toys or playing with them. Every year when I go out and buy toys to donate for kids for Christmas I always have to resist opening the damn things up and playing with them. Girls and boys toys, it doesn’t matter. Some just look like so much damn fun.

To this day I like to go to McDonalds at times and get me a Happy Meal and rock out whatever toy comes in the bag. Granted today the toys are crap compared to the ones of my youth. Cracker Jacks though are the worst culprit of this crime. Have you seen the shit they put in their boxes these days? I stopped eating them because of how fucked up their toys are. Nothing like a piece of paper as your god damn toy! Whatever happened to the magnifying glass or one of the many other little toys? Sure they weren’t much but it was better then the shit you get now.

But I digress.

About a week ago I stopped at McDonalds and got me a Happy Meal. The toy I got was a Hot Wheels racing car. Pretty cool as I havent had one is a very long time. So this sat on my desk for a few days and each day I’d roll it around and soon found myself making all the noises one makes when pretending to be playing with a car. You can say anything you want but I had fun.

Soon the urge hit me and as much as I tried to avoid it, I had to do something about it. I logged into eBay and searched me out some Hot Wheels cars. And no, I am not a Matchbox fan. I don’t hate the cars but I grew up on Hot Wheels so it’s a nostalgia thing. After some looking around I saved some auctions and soon won them. I am now about to get in around 75 new in the box Hot Wheels toy cars. As well as the classic tire looking carrying case, a small track to set them zooming around and two stations for them to drive through.

Sure, Im in my mid 20’s and Im buying Hot Wheels cars. I spent about $50 total on kids toys. [All items are new.] I could have done better with the money and saved it or something else but I wanted my toy cars and I think its ok for me to get them as I plan to rock them out like no one has rocked before. Now with a bigger imagination who knows what adventures my toy cars will get into.

But I will admit, not all will be for me. I plan to keep some, maybe half or more in their boxes and donate them for Christmas. Who knows, maybe one day some boy or girl will be like me and in their adulthood go out and buy themselves some toy cars all because I started a revolution in their lives.

Never the less, I will be playing with these cars, I will be making all the noises that accompany the imagination that go with playing with toy cars and I will be happy doing all of this and I wont think its fucking weird.

So go fuck yourself for judging me!

Hope everyone had a good week.

And now for something completely different:

Just Nothing

I think this screen capture from the Yahoo homepage pretty much speaks for itself.

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Another Shitty Book Title

A new entry to Babble Bitch and now I feature audio. Two other pieces of audio have been added to the page. This is just the newest.

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Another Shitty Book Title
The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star
by Nikki Sixx

Congratulations Nikki on finding another way to make even more money in your pocket by writing a book and using one of the most cliché titles of all time for books of personal experiences.

Apparently your creativity level only pertains to your music and even that’s giving you more credit then what’s due.

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Picture Post!

Ok before we get to the pictures has anyone gotten or heard the new Birthday Massacre album yet? I’ve been listening to it pretty much nonstop for the past two weeks. Well that and for some reason a lot of Hanzel und Gretyl and I don’t know why.

Also this week I am so excited my new black and red tableware items come in. Fine I know that’s gay but I have been wanting these things so bad and they are Asian. And since I mostly eat Asian foods and cook Asian its about time I got me Asian tableware. So finally I get my rice bowls, spoons, miso bowls with lids and more.

My new all black sushi serving set I get for xmas. So I got some time to wait. And what’s that? Yes I do know how to roll sushi. Learned a few years ago as its so much cheaper. This week I will be making some Kimbob for those who know that is. And mine rocks so hard.

Ok on with the gayest of gay pictures.

These two notebooks are filled with pages all dedicated to Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town. All this for a damn GBA game!? I know right. And these are just two of the books. I have like 4 of these fucking things. Well I did, these I just found recently and memories came flooding back.




















Heres my food for the next two days I made this morning. Its fucking delicious and I thought Id take a picture. Whats in it you ask?? Just an apple, zucchini, broccoli, onion, hoisin sauce, garlic, and chicken. Serve over rice and it kills.























Fuck you! Pogs are still cool!





















So after painting the bathroom walls purple and the trim and shit black I decided the place still needed another kick in the ass. So I installed one of those lights on the sink. Blue for cold water and red for hot. It fucking rules.

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^ Thats a fucking fun ass MUGEN!

HP Computers & Why They Suck

Have you seen these HP computer advertisements with these celebrities? I mean have we sunk so fucking low that we need a celebrity to tell us what computer to buy?! I don’t want to hear about a computer from some fucking rich bastard who is getting even more rich by endorsing a computer when in reality they don’t know shit about computers. Like Gwen Stefani, what the fuck does she know about computers? I don’t want to hear about how good a computer is from her let alone anyone else who is just some fuck living in this world with me. Not from Shaun White, Jay-Z and all the others they have signed to their advertising campaign. Not fucking anyone one of them. I especially don’t want to hear about computers from some biker fucks from Orange County New York. I’ve see your shows ass holes and I know for a fact you don’t know shit one about computers. You all signed a deal, got free computers and money and now you’re even more rich. The only people I want to hear about computers from is true computer geeks. And no I don’t want to hear shit from Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak or any of the other famous computer geeks of the world. They will be fucking bias and you know it.

So fuck you HP for acting like you’re the bee’s knees of the personal computer just because you have celebrities endorsing your products.

Well guess what! I’m gonna endorse a product myself and not get fucking paid for it. If you want a good prebuilt PC with a lot of options and well built then go to www.ibuypower.com and get yourself a machine. Unlike the celebrities, I have actually owned these machines and can say from experience they are well built machines and I have never had an issue with them. And I’m not getting paid for saying this. [Not that it wouldn’t hurt.]

Remember, these celebrities aren’t computer geeks and we all know they are just as stupid as you when it comes to computers so don’t listen to their shit. Especially when it comes from a fucking biker dude that breaks down doors because his penis is bleeding due to it being his time of the month.

And now for something completely different:

Survivors

I just watched the most amazing television series ever. I have to say god bless the internet or else I never would have known about it. It’s a show called “Survivors” that ran for three seasons in the UK starting in 1975. I later learned it became a cult classic as I also ran into a series from the UK about cult shows and each episode was about a particular show. Thats right, they did one on Survivors. So after watching the whole series I can see why this became a cult hit. Hell today, I'm sure it would be a hugely popular show. Well, after they re-film it as people these days seem to hate anything more then a decade old.

So what’s this show about you ask? Is it like the reality show “Survivor”? Fuck no! This show is actually good and has content and is intended to be scripted.

The basic run down is a virus is spreading. A new plague basically but unlike when other plagues released this is in modern times [the 70’s] when travel is much faster. There for the sickness spreads much faster and much further then any other plague. This is a concept in modern science I have read about that we are due for another plague and that with today’s travel it would spread the world over in no time at all. Anyone remember that guy who traveled around on a plan spreading his disease recently? I forget what he had but at least it wasn’t something that was epidemic really. But it still shows that if we were hit with something serious that came out of no where that it would spread much faster then a plague of the past has spread before.

So with the spread of “The Death” as they call it, most of the world is dead in a matter of days with only few left to live our new world. They are called survivors, hence the name of the show. There are a few key players the show focuses on and you get to see them deal with having to survive in a world where no one is around and the few others who are left all have different ideas on social issues.

They go to a store to pick up food and supplies early on when they are stopped by a group of men claiming that their order or whatever you want to call it owns the shop and that they must register with their order to get a ticket to get what they need. Basically some guys got together and decided to take over a small village and you must do as they say or leave but they rule with an iron fist and if you watch the show you will understand how corrupt these men are.

As they progress they learn to live and survive by working together and learning skills most of us have forgotten. Working together they build and find other communes where everyone works together in order to try and live in this new world. With nearly no one left alive coal, oil, electricity and everything of the modern world is nearly gone. As they meet others they learn and you learn about the different ideas of others. Some decided communism is the way to live in this new world, others believe in restoring a new government but with twists while others believe in starting breeding posts where all they do is breed like rabbits in order to keep the human race going. They also deal with issues of how to deal with crimes within a community and all sorts of other social issues that for the most part, we take for granted.

The series was just one of the best things I have ever seen and it ran just long enough. Not very short but not too long that you grow tired of it. Three seasons and you see them go from normal society to dealing with what has happened to growing and learning how to live in this new world to trying to get others together and turning electricity back on and getting our world back to something resembling what it used to be. By the end a part of you wants to see more and fallow them on their adventures while another part of you knows that they will struggle more but they are well on their way of bringing back the world as we know it.

This is just simply an amazing series that was well written. If you get a chance to watch this I highly recommend it. I looked for it on DVD as I knew this was something I wanted to buy despite I have a good DVDrip downloaded. Its not an American releases but region codes on DVD players dont effect me but the price certainly did. Right now the cheapest I can find is $160 for all three seasons. That to me is just way too much. The most I have ever paid for a series would be Monty Pythons Flying Circus and that was just over $100. Although I guess my M*A*S*H collection would be more as I have paid $20 per season as they releases. Eleven seasons would be $220 but now you can buy the complete series in one package for $170. I guess I should have waited but fuck it.

Oh well, I guess I will get to buying Survivors as soon as I have that much money to blow at once. Not now though as I have other things to buy. And with Christmas starting to creep up I gotta be ready for that. So for now Ill enjoy my downloaded collection.

If you can get your hands on this show you should give it a try. At least watch the first three episodes to get a feel for it.

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