Update

So let me get a small update going.

I haven’t been around as much as I have been a little busy. First I have been busy with work I do on the side with video and such. Mostly this damn 8mm to DVD project that’s looking to be 5 DVD’s long. So dumping all that film into the computer took forever and just last night I finished the editing. I still need to combine film rolls together to make DVD sets, color corrections, sharpen and mix in music and all they have given me is about 3 hours of music. I need about 5 more hours of music. And with all this video its not like any of is exciting but ohh well.

The other thing killing my time is I got a job with Corsica Technologies as a bench tech and at first I was working 7 days a week, then 6 days and now Ive got my weekends back less an emergency comes in. My first week was hell as things were running so fast and Saturday night when I thought I could rest on Sunday I was called at 10pm and asked if I could help finish the networking and migration job at this law office in Annapolis. I said sure. Little did I know Id be leaving my house at 5am and getting home at 11pm. The office was huge and a lot of work had to be done.

So yeah, I’ve been busy but the pay is amazing!

Back On MySpace

Ok so while I may be back ony MySpace it doesnt mean its for me to hook up. Im back for the bands to make things easier for me and to mostly show off my fucked up crazy creations. So if you have an account you can find me here...

http://www.myspace.com/starsignproductions

Spermie v.2.0

About maybe five years ago I guess I was sitting at work board as hell sitting alone with nothing to do. I started to doodle and came up with a character I called “Spermie”. He was a character who was a sperm and I drew three frames of him exploring his new life.

Last night, I made a new version. Same comic, same jokes but this time only two frames for right now and the art is different. No more stupid pencil drawing that sucked ass.

So enjoy the new Spermie.

http://starsignproductions.com/omfg/comics/Spermie001.jpg

Ive also started a stupid ass comic project now called “OMFG Comics” I put a small section for it and it needs a lot of work but first I need content.

Visit: www.starsignproductions.com

Now I’m off to work on a possible new comic. Inspired by the days of joking with Jess about Helen Keller, I’m thinking about turning those jokes into a comic. Stay tuned!

And in case you wondering, the tittle of the project is going to be called "The Helen Keller Experience"

I Am Creative

This is what happens when you stay up all night and are really tired and after watching two episodes of “Tim and Eric's Awesome Show” on Adult Swim back to back you feel like you have some creative juices as well.

http://i24.tinypic.com/smyb2g.jpg

Your Never Too Old For Toys

First let me say this has nothing to do with adult and/or sexual toys. When I say toys I mean childrens toys.

Now I have always been a fan of toys. I never stopped loving toys or playing with them. Every year when I go out and buy toys to donate for kids for Christmas I always have to resist opening the damn things up and playing with them. Girls and boys toys, it doesn’t matter. Some just look like so much damn fun.

To this day I like to go to McDonalds at times and get me a Happy Meal and rock out whatever toy comes in the bag. Granted today the toys are crap compared to the ones of my youth. Cracker Jacks though are the worst culprit of this crime. Have you seen the shit they put in their boxes these days? I stopped eating them because of how fucked up their toys are. Nothing like a piece of paper as your god damn toy! Whatever happened to the magnifying glass or one of the many other little toys? Sure they weren’t much but it was better then the shit you get now.

But I digress.

About a week ago I stopped at McDonalds and got me a Happy Meal. The toy I got was a Hot Wheels racing car. Pretty cool as I havent had one is a very long time. So this sat on my desk for a few days and each day I’d roll it around and soon found myself making all the noises one makes when pretending to be playing with a car. You can say anything you want but I had fun.

Soon the urge hit me and as much as I tried to avoid it, I had to do something about it. I logged into eBay and searched me out some Hot Wheels cars. And no, I am not a Matchbox fan. I don’t hate the cars but I grew up on Hot Wheels so it’s a nostalgia thing. After some looking around I saved some auctions and soon won them. I am now about to get in around 75 new in the box Hot Wheels toy cars. As well as the classic tire looking carrying case, a small track to set them zooming around and two stations for them to drive through.

Sure, Im in my mid 20’s and Im buying Hot Wheels cars. I spent about $50 total on kids toys. [All items are new.] I could have done better with the money and saved it or something else but I wanted my toy cars and I think its ok for me to get them as I plan to rock them out like no one has rocked before. Now with a bigger imagination who knows what adventures my toy cars will get into.

But I will admit, not all will be for me. I plan to keep some, maybe half or more in their boxes and donate them for Christmas. Who knows, maybe one day some boy or girl will be like me and in their adulthood go out and buy themselves some toy cars all because I started a revolution in their lives.

Never the less, I will be playing with these cars, I will be making all the noises that accompany the imagination that go with playing with toy cars and I will be happy doing all of this and I wont think its fucking weird.

So go fuck yourself for judging me!

Hope everyone had a good week.

And now for something completely different:

Just Nothing

I think this screen capture from the Yahoo homepage pretty much speaks for itself.

And now for something completely different:

Another Shitty Book Title

A new entry to Babble Bitch and now I feature audio. Two other pieces of audio have been added to the page. This is just the newest.

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Another Shitty Book Title
The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star
by Nikki Sixx

Congratulations Nikki on finding another way to make even more money in your pocket by writing a book and using one of the most cliché titles of all time for books of personal experiences.

Apparently your creativity level only pertains to your music and even that’s giving you more credit then what’s due.

Download Audio Version

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Picture Post!

Ok before we get to the pictures has anyone gotten or heard the new Birthday Massacre album yet? I’ve been listening to it pretty much nonstop for the past two weeks. Well that and for some reason a lot of Hanzel und Gretyl and I don’t know why.

Also this week I am so excited my new black and red tableware items come in. Fine I know that’s gay but I have been wanting these things so bad and they are Asian. And since I mostly eat Asian foods and cook Asian its about time I got me Asian tableware. So finally I get my rice bowls, spoons, miso bowls with lids and more.

My new all black sushi serving set I get for xmas. So I got some time to wait. And what’s that? Yes I do know how to roll sushi. Learned a few years ago as its so much cheaper. This week I will be making some Kimbob for those who know that is. And mine rocks so hard.

Ok on with the gayest of gay pictures.

These two notebooks are filled with pages all dedicated to Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town. All this for a damn GBA game!? I know right. And these are just two of the books. I have like 4 of these fucking things. Well I did, these I just found recently and memories came flooding back.




















Heres my food for the next two days I made this morning. Its fucking delicious and I thought Id take a picture. Whats in it you ask?? Just an apple, zucchini, broccoli, onion, hoisin sauce, garlic, and chicken. Serve over rice and it kills.























Fuck you! Pogs are still cool!





















So after painting the bathroom walls purple and the trim and shit black I decided the place still needed another kick in the ass. So I installed one of those lights on the sink. Blue for cold water and red for hot. It fucking rules.

And now for something completely different:

^ Thats a fucking fun ass MUGEN!

HP Computers & Why They Suck

Have you seen these HP computer advertisements with these celebrities? I mean have we sunk so fucking low that we need a celebrity to tell us what computer to buy?! I don’t want to hear about a computer from some fucking rich bastard who is getting even more rich by endorsing a computer when in reality they don’t know shit about computers. Like Gwen Stefani, what the fuck does she know about computers? I don’t want to hear about how good a computer is from her let alone anyone else who is just some fuck living in this world with me. Not from Shaun White, Jay-Z and all the others they have signed to their advertising campaign. Not fucking anyone one of them. I especially don’t want to hear about computers from some biker fucks from Orange County New York. I’ve see your shows ass holes and I know for a fact you don’t know shit one about computers. You all signed a deal, got free computers and money and now you’re even more rich. The only people I want to hear about computers from is true computer geeks. And no I don’t want to hear shit from Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Steve Wozniak or any of the other famous computer geeks of the world. They will be fucking bias and you know it.

So fuck you HP for acting like you’re the bee’s knees of the personal computer just because you have celebrities endorsing your products.

Well guess what! I’m gonna endorse a product myself and not get fucking paid for it. If you want a good prebuilt PC with a lot of options and well built then go to www.ibuypower.com and get yourself a machine. Unlike the celebrities, I have actually owned these machines and can say from experience they are well built machines and I have never had an issue with them. And I’m not getting paid for saying this. [Not that it wouldn’t hurt.]

Remember, these celebrities aren’t computer geeks and we all know they are just as stupid as you when it comes to computers so don’t listen to their shit. Especially when it comes from a fucking biker dude that breaks down doors because his penis is bleeding due to it being his time of the month.

And now for something completely different:

Survivors

I just watched the most amazing television series ever. I have to say god bless the internet or else I never would have known about it. It’s a show called “Survivors” that ran for three seasons in the UK starting in 1975. I later learned it became a cult classic as I also ran into a series from the UK about cult shows and each episode was about a particular show. Thats right, they did one on Survivors. So after watching the whole series I can see why this became a cult hit. Hell today, I'm sure it would be a hugely popular show. Well, after they re-film it as people these days seem to hate anything more then a decade old.

So what’s this show about you ask? Is it like the reality show “Survivor”? Fuck no! This show is actually good and has content and is intended to be scripted.

The basic run down is a virus is spreading. A new plague basically but unlike when other plagues released this is in modern times [the 70’s] when travel is much faster. There for the sickness spreads much faster and much further then any other plague. This is a concept in modern science I have read about that we are due for another plague and that with today’s travel it would spread the world over in no time at all. Anyone remember that guy who traveled around on a plan spreading his disease recently? I forget what he had but at least it wasn’t something that was epidemic really. But it still shows that if we were hit with something serious that came out of no where that it would spread much faster then a plague of the past has spread before.

So with the spread of “The Death” as they call it, most of the world is dead in a matter of days with only few left to live our new world. They are called survivors, hence the name of the show. There are a few key players the show focuses on and you get to see them deal with having to survive in a world where no one is around and the few others who are left all have different ideas on social issues.

They go to a store to pick up food and supplies early on when they are stopped by a group of men claiming that their order or whatever you want to call it owns the shop and that they must register with their order to get a ticket to get what they need. Basically some guys got together and decided to take over a small village and you must do as they say or leave but they rule with an iron fist and if you watch the show you will understand how corrupt these men are.

As they progress they learn to live and survive by working together and learning skills most of us have forgotten. Working together they build and find other communes where everyone works together in order to try and live in this new world. With nearly no one left alive coal, oil, electricity and everything of the modern world is nearly gone. As they meet others they learn and you learn about the different ideas of others. Some decided communism is the way to live in this new world, others believe in restoring a new government but with twists while others believe in starting breeding posts where all they do is breed like rabbits in order to keep the human race going. They also deal with issues of how to deal with crimes within a community and all sorts of other social issues that for the most part, we take for granted.

The series was just one of the best things I have ever seen and it ran just long enough. Not very short but not too long that you grow tired of it. Three seasons and you see them go from normal society to dealing with what has happened to growing and learning how to live in this new world to trying to get others together and turning electricity back on and getting our world back to something resembling what it used to be. By the end a part of you wants to see more and fallow them on their adventures while another part of you knows that they will struggle more but they are well on their way of bringing back the world as we know it.

This is just simply an amazing series that was well written. If you get a chance to watch this I highly recommend it. I looked for it on DVD as I knew this was something I wanted to buy despite I have a good DVDrip downloaded. Its not an American releases but region codes on DVD players dont effect me but the price certainly did. Right now the cheapest I can find is $160 for all three seasons. That to me is just way too much. The most I have ever paid for a series would be Monty Pythons Flying Circus and that was just over $100. Although I guess my M*A*S*H collection would be more as I have paid $20 per season as they releases. Eleven seasons would be $220 but now you can buy the complete series in one package for $170. I guess I should have waited but fuck it.

Oh well, I guess I will get to buying Survivors as soon as I have that much money to blow at once. Not now though as I have other things to buy. And with Christmas starting to creep up I gotta be ready for that. So for now Ill enjoy my downloaded collection.

If you can get your hands on this show you should give it a try. At least watch the first three episodes to get a feel for it.

And now for something completely different:

This Weeks Movie Review

This week, like every week I watched a lot of movie. In fact, the week isn’t even over with but whatever.

So as anyone who knows me knows that I watch a lot of movies. On average of three a day or I’ll spend time watching a series. Never the less, I watch a lot of shit.

Halloween [2007]

I got a hold of this movie last weekend but had to force myself to watch it. Mostly because well, do we really need another fucking "Halloween" movie? I mean come on, Michael Myers is a great killer and we all love him but the movies have been done to fucking death. And Rob Zombie worked on it for Christ sake. To be honest, I haven’t been a fan of any of his movies. I liked his music from the White Zombie days but that’s it.

So as you can see I had no desire to really watch this but as a fan of the cult series I had to watch it and in the end, I was pleasantly surprised. Put aside all the boob shots and sexual references its not a bad movie.

Yes, there are a lot of boobs in this movie. Now I don’t hate boobs but I dint come to watch a porno. I came to see fuckers die. And Rob has a real fetish for boobs and sexual innuendos so there are a lot in this movie. Luckily there is much more killing so three cheers for that.

As for the story, I really thought it would get fucked up as its retelling the making of Myers and remakes and retellings are always pieces of shit but this one, not so bad. If you’re a cult fanatic you may not like it. Or you just might. All I can say is its worth watching but don’t spend a lot of money on it.

The Zombie Diaries

I love good zombie movies and I’ve always said a great zombie movie is one where there is no high end production but where you see the story from the eyes of those living it. This movie is from the UK and I don’t know about a release in the US so its up to you to search.

Now like every zombie movie this deals with a virus and people dying and coming to life and killing others and even eating them. Nothing new there. Unlike other movies though this time you get to see it through the eyes of those living it. Basically the easiest way to describe this is "The Blair Witch Project" but with zombies.

I personally I loved this movie. Its not high quality but its good. Imagine you have your camcorder and shit happens and now your running from zombies and trying to survive and you video tape the struggle. It’s a nice feeling in a movie that I find truly enjoyable. And this is no George Romero flick.

Now George Romero is working on another zombie movie [dint see that one coming] and his movie too will have the same style. At least that’s the information given to me so hopefully that one will be good as well because honestly, I fucking hated “Land of the Dead”. So look for his next zombie movie “Diary of the Dead” and then later “Day of The Dead" but for now "The Zombie Diaries" can hold you over.

Well that’s about it for this review. That’s just two movies out of about 11 I’ve seen so far this week but they aren’t really worth mentioning. And besides, you dont care.

And now for something completely different:

About Fucking Time!

Take a look! Nearly 6 months and finally facial hair has grown but I still remain odd. First, hair only really grows there. A few other sections grow but it’s still nothing. Second, the hair I have now is as soft as the hair on my head. It’s not hard or coarse at all. WTF?!

And now for something completely different:

Rock Your Cock

1:
No I have not gotten work completed on the puppet blog idea. I’ve just been too damn busy and while I would love to work on it other things haven taken more of my time. Eventually maybe it will see sort of light.

2:
One project that has taken my time is a new music project that adds to my other projects. This time I am doing a solo punk project. Drums were sampled and are now programmed in my studio machine through software. Guitars are played as usual and vocals as well. Its coming along well and sounding the way I was hoping. You know, like real punk music in the likes of Rancid, NOFX, Bad Religion and so on. None of that shit punk these kids have been listening to lately. Fucking kids!

So now I have this project, the industrial project, the EBM project and lately I’ve been working with hip hop. That’s right, hip hop. I was working with a guy I met on some hip hop and it turns out that despite my life lacks much of that style, I have a knack for beats and mixes. I am though a fan of older hip hop and some newer hip hop that has the spirit of old school. So I got my own little thing called “Nitz”. To long of a story as to where that came from so Im not going into it.

The punk project has yet to be named. One idea thrown around was “Charm City Cunt”. I laughed and quickly said no. Mostly because no one really knows the meaning of the word, the history of it and how in many places it is not a negative word toward females. So instead of having to deal with constantly explaining it, I decided to just forget it. Though, in the name of the band, its ment to be derogatory.

3:
I have wasted so much of my life watching “The Simpsons Movie” over and over again but fuck you!

4:
Anyone remember “War of the Worlds” TV series from the 80’s? Yeah good times that was. A while back I got both seasons of it but have just now been able to sit back and watch it and all I can say is god bless cheap acting from our past. But its great watching it and getting to scenes that I remember from when I was a child but unlike a child this time I go to sleep and not have nightmares and fear being taken over by martians.

5:
As soon as I get my alien fix in Ill be moving onto another series I have been waiting to watch. As usual, I have shit sitting around stacking up I need to get to and “You Cant Do That On Television” is one of them. Now I had to watch one of them immediately as it’s a fucking classic show. It’s the mad shit and is great to watch people getting slimmed with REAL slim. Not that shit Nickelodeon uses now. It has no texture. No Soul. Its bullshit.

And now for something completely different:

Your Pet Never Asked For This

So before I go into this let it be known that while I am an animal lover I am not a PETA supporter. I agree in treating animal’s right but there are other issues with PETA that makes me utterly despise them. Enjoy your insulin PETA fucks!

So on track here, I was watching this dog competition and looking at the shit they do to these animals and I was just simply getting pissed. I mean when in the hell did the animal ask to be shaven into a fucking Chia Pet while being poked and prodded and then made to prance around like the floor was on fucking fire but had to walk like it wasn’t?!

I saw one guy pick up his animal from the probing table by its neck and ass. Now this may be a fine form of picking up the animal but I don’t care. Picking something up by its neck is just fucking wrong. I don’t care if your other hand was supporting him by his ass, its just fucking wrong. Unless its a mother picking up its cub but I dont see your ass as being the one who gave birth to it so what's your excuse ass hole?!

Now these animal “lovers” may treat their animal well and feed them the best god damn food money can buy and I’m sure they eat much better then even I do but cutting their hair to look like an ass hole, prodding them in every direction and everything else they so is just sick. Maybe the reason we get taken by aliens and anally probed is because animals are secretly in cahoots with them and this is payback?

I have nothing against keeping pets. I know quite a few people with pets and I even have one here and this cat here gets better treatment then I do. Anything he wants he gets and more. When you take in a pet you are agreeing to give it shelter, love and a life that is better then fighting for its food and life every day. You nor the pet agree to humiliation and degradation.

As for the fucks out there who let their pets live in a place smelling of there own waste and hardly show them love and attention and barely feed them and all the other cruel things you do; feel lucky its against the law for me to do the things I really want to do to you.

Fuck you animal shows and fuck you owners.



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And now for something completely different.

World Wide Web Crash!

"I feel like Ctrl/Alt/Deleting myself."

The Junk of Life

I’ve been working on voice tests for the puppets and while working I found I really hated every voice for the boy puppet. The more I worked the more I decided maybe the video blog would be with the old puppet. Basicly making him into an old dirty man with a foul mouth who has no real understanding of the world around him. If anyone is interested here is the voice test for the old man I decided was the one I wanted to go for.

http://rapidshare.com/files/43279264/grandfather_test.zip

The old guy puppet also has gone through some changes from the picture as I said I would do. His black jacket is removed along with the red tie. His shirt is buttoned down exposing his chest and his pants are pulled up so high his balls have no breathing room. All I have left to do is carefully bleach his salt and pepper grey hair white and cut some of the hair and glue it to his chest. I also might add some suspenders to help hold up his slacks. A new script is being worked on and few other items such as the old mans name. I have also decided to call the show “Hand Up My Ass”.

So there you have it.

Recently I was asked, “What do you think is better, Harry Potter or The Lord of The Rings??”

Well first of all that’s a fucking retarded comparison. I really don’t think I have to say more about that and how stupid that is.

Second of all LoTR is better because the author of Harry Potter practically ripped off of Neil Gaiman’s “The Books of Magic”. TBoM was published well before the first Harry Potter book was and well, its just better. I never even heard of Harry Potter till one day someone was telling me about it and I was like this sounds fucking familiar and it hit me. She showed me a picture of Mr. Potter and instantly the cry of “fucking rip off” could be heard from my lips. Not only is the story similar but the they both look exactly alike.

Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t really hate Harry Potter. The movies so far haven’t been that bad. Though Im still glad I have never paid to watch a single one. [Bless you internet] But in the end all you Potter fucks need to learn its not original and its not that creative. It is entertaining, at least for a moment.

And one more thing, fuck David lynch!

I’ve been meaning to get that one of my chest for some time. Why do people think Lynch is like the “bee’s knee’s” of film making? And don’t you dare fucking tell me about Dune. Just because you do one or two movies that were good doesn’t mean you’re the shit. Remember Eraserhead? Or how about Blue Velvet? Shall I go on?

Fuck David Lynch!

And now for something completely different:

Get a life; Or a Hobby

I was recently asked “Why is it every time I call, you always seem busy or actually are busy? And why are you never bored? I call and say Im bored and your just like “uh hu.””

So I wrote up a basic answer. That answer has to do with my hobbies and they take up pretty much all of my time.

-Music Production [Singing, playing instruments, writing, arranging, programming. Basically everything.]
-Video Production [Filming, editing and basically everything as well.]
-Puppeterring
-Sculpting [clay]
-Juggling [Devil Sticks, Balls & Contact]
-Fire Eating
-Metal Detecting
-Photoshop Work
-Watching Movies [Does that count?]
-Writing
-Fishing
-Darts
-Astronomy
-Fighting [Boxing & Chinese Boxing]
-Cooking [Mostly Asian dishes from Korea and Japan. Also a little Mexican]
-Camping
-Ghost Hunting
-Studying [Yes I like to spend a lot of time reading and researching information. So what?!]

I think that about covers it.



And now for something completely different:

I Love You Both

Here is something I was recently asked.

Q: If you are a fan of MACs then why don’t you even own one?

A: First of all I am a bit of a gamer and MACs arent good for gaming. Second of all MACs do not have a lot of hardware they can work with. You have to get specific hardware where with my PCs I can buy practically anything I want and they will work. With that said building a MAC at home can be done but its not very easy. Where as I can go to NewEgg and buy everything I need for building a machine. Then the main factor is that they are god damn expensive.

Windows is not a bad OS though I really am not a fan of VISTA but all these “I get viruses and crashes and when I use XP the world dies because it sucks” bitches in the end don’t know how to run a damn thing. I rarely have an issue with XP because god forbid I know how to manage it. And you know why Windows has more viruses? Its not because MAC is harder to hack its because more people have used Windows and the ones who write viruses and such are interested in hurting others. Now with more MACs being purchased guess what else has gone up? That’s right, viruses for MACs. Its a god damn vicious cycle.

In the end I don’t hate MACs. I have used them and quite enjoy them. In fact my XP is custom designed to look, feel and act like the MAC OS but still allows me to do all the gaming I want to do as well as all my music and video work. Now if I had the extra money I would so buy a MAC and dedicate it to video work so that I could run that beautiful Final Cut Pro but for now, I am happy.

If you like MACs and hate Windows, that’s fine. And if you hate MACs and love Windows then that’s fine too. In the end, YOU FUCKERS NEED TO GET THE FUCK ALONG BECAUSE IM SICK OF BOTH SIDES OF THIS SHIT!

On a side note yet on topic I have been thinking about doing an add campaign where you see a MAC user and Windows user getting along and being friends. Fuck! I might just make them lovers. The world would be fuckin’ shocked while Steve Jobs would be amused. At least Im pretty sure he would be amused. Bill Gates on the other hand would be fuckin’ pissed.

And ohh yeah, I wanna edit the video for this on both a MAC and a PC. Like the first half edited on a MAC and then the last half on a PC. Then mix them together so that when their powers combine they are Captain Planet!

Sorry, got a little off there.

And now for something completely different:

Hand Up My Ass

Aside from my Soylent Sin music project I have recently started working on again after not doing a thing with any music for just over a year I am about to start another project.

This new project isn’t about music as much as I am doing a show. I will open another YouTube page for this one once I get the first episode completed. The basic idea is that it will be a fake video blog but I will be doing it with two puppets. One will be a young teenage puppet and the other will be and old man puppet. The teenager lives with his grandfather and both are foul mouthed and very much not ment for children. Basically each episode as it were will feature the teen and his rantings and bitching about life, his grandfather and movies. See this teen has a passion for movies, mainly the cheap ones like “Jesus Christ Vampire Hunters”. So with a mix of a pseudo life with an added bones of movie reviews it should be an interesting project.

I still haven’t come up with a title for it and am still working on the first script along with practicing with the puppets but I’ve worked with them before and its always been pretty natural for me to do. What makes this easier is that I will not be seen so I can move my lips all I fuckin want. I also still need to modify my puppets. I purchased them and they were standard puppets. I have posted the pictures of them below. And yes, that old guy is a George W. puppet but I will be changing his clothing and some of his looks. I cant make puppets but I sure as hell can change them.

When I get something done I will be posting a link but Im not expecting to have anything done until the end of this month.

And now for something completely different:

Piracy & These Fucking Kids

Now in this entry I think the only person who can relate let alone understand any of this will be Aaron but I had to say something.

Here’s a few things that have been annoying the piss out of me in the piracy scene in both torrents and HTTP. A few here are more of a personal nature but whatever.

1: Little fucks who think they can rip a DVD with one little piece of software so they only have to make one click. Then we end up with rips that are all off in size and look like shit. 659MB for a movie is not a DVD rip. Its you not knowing what the fuck your doing. All you need to do is rip the VOB file and encode with Auto Gordian Knot and tell it the size you want the final product to be. And if the movie is 2 hours long or more don’t fucking compress it to 700MB or smaller. 700MB may be the standard movie size but longer movies will look like shit when compressed too much. That’s why we do CD1 and CD2 you fucking kids!

2: Stop ripping games. Make a fucking ISO BIN/CUE or whatever other image you want but stop ripping the fucking videos and music from the games. Just because assholes complain about download times because they are on slow speeds doesn’t mean you should make the game smaller. But you know what? Fine, do it, whatever but fucking post that’s it’s a rip and what you took out. Don’t say it’s the full game when its not! But you don’t know what was taken out. Your just posting links but don’t know shit about it? Thanks for nothing!

3: Don’t download a music album that’s 128kbps and then code it for 320kbps. I have good speakers and I can hear past the bullshit! Taking a small kbps value and increasing it does not make the sound quality better. It needs to be coded from the original source.

4: VNV NATION IS NOT FUCKING INDUSTRIAL MUSIC SO STOP FUCKING THANKING ME FOR AN “INDUSTRIAL” ALBUM. It’s called futurepop but I will also accept synthpop. Hell ill accept simply pop as I try not to be overly into the “this is that style” nit picking bullshit but I will not accept anyone calling it industrial. And stop calling KMFDM industrial too!

5: Stop asking what do you do with an ISO, RAR or most any other types of files you are unfamiliar with. I’m sick of being asked about these all the damn time. Use fucking Google!

6: The PS2 emulator isn’t working on your machine? Your running on an HP with 2 gigs of RAM? OF COURSE ITS NOT RUNNING ON YOUR MACHINE!! DON’T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKINF POWER IT TAKES TO RUN ON A PC?!?! Read the damn site but those specs they posted, yeah are fucking off. And even if you had the Ram and CPU power doesn’t mean it will run. That built in graphics card on your motherboard wasn’t ment for real 3D rendering. And no, you cannot come to my house and play on my machines. They are for serious work. As Dib once said on Invader Zim “This is no game. This is my life!”

7: Links die. Torrents die. In this world it’s a “get it while you can” way of life. Get the fuck over it!

8: No I will not upload all of my collected emulation packs. Do you realize that a collection of mine with nearly every console, games and arcade machines emulated is nearly a terabyte in size and growing?! No way in hell am I uploading that much shit.

I gots more but fuck it, Im feeling better now after typing this shit.

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