This Weeks Movie Review

This week, like every week I watched a lot of movie. In fact, the week isn’t even over with but whatever.

So as anyone who knows me knows that I watch a lot of movies. On average of three a day or I’ll spend time watching a series. Never the less, I watch a lot of shit.

Halloween [2007]

I got a hold of this movie last weekend but had to force myself to watch it. Mostly because well, do we really need another fucking "Halloween" movie? I mean come on, Michael Myers is a great killer and we all love him but the movies have been done to fucking death. And Rob Zombie worked on it for Christ sake. To be honest, I haven’t been a fan of any of his movies. I liked his music from the White Zombie days but that’s it.

So as you can see I had no desire to really watch this but as a fan of the cult series I had to watch it and in the end, I was pleasantly surprised. Put aside all the boob shots and sexual references its not a bad movie.

Yes, there are a lot of boobs in this movie. Now I don’t hate boobs but I dint come to watch a porno. I came to see fuckers die. And Rob has a real fetish for boobs and sexual innuendos so there are a lot in this movie. Luckily there is much more killing so three cheers for that.

As for the story, I really thought it would get fucked up as its retelling the making of Myers and remakes and retellings are always pieces of shit but this one, not so bad. If you’re a cult fanatic you may not like it. Or you just might. All I can say is its worth watching but don’t spend a lot of money on it.

The Zombie Diaries

I love good zombie movies and I’ve always said a great zombie movie is one where there is no high end production but where you see the story from the eyes of those living it. This movie is from the UK and I don’t know about a release in the US so its up to you to search.

Now like every zombie movie this deals with a virus and people dying and coming to life and killing others and even eating them. Nothing new there. Unlike other movies though this time you get to see it through the eyes of those living it. Basically the easiest way to describe this is "The Blair Witch Project" but with zombies.

I personally I loved this movie. Its not high quality but its good. Imagine you have your camcorder and shit happens and now your running from zombies and trying to survive and you video tape the struggle. It’s a nice feeling in a movie that I find truly enjoyable. And this is no George Romero flick.

Now George Romero is working on another zombie movie [dint see that one coming] and his movie too will have the same style. At least that’s the information given to me so hopefully that one will be good as well because honestly, I fucking hated “Land of the Dead”. So look for his next zombie movie “Diary of the Dead” and then later “Day of The Dead" but for now "The Zombie Diaries" can hold you over.

Well that’s about it for this review. That’s just two movies out of about 11 I’ve seen so far this week but they aren’t really worth mentioning. And besides, you dont care.

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About Fucking Time!

Take a look! Nearly 6 months and finally facial hair has grown but I still remain odd. First, hair only really grows there. A few other sections grow but it’s still nothing. Second, the hair I have now is as soft as the hair on my head. It’s not hard or coarse at all. WTF?!

And now for something completely different:

Rock Your Cock

1:
No I have not gotten work completed on the puppet blog idea. I’ve just been too damn busy and while I would love to work on it other things haven taken more of my time. Eventually maybe it will see sort of light.

2:
One project that has taken my time is a new music project that adds to my other projects. This time I am doing a solo punk project. Drums were sampled and are now programmed in my studio machine through software. Guitars are played as usual and vocals as well. Its coming along well and sounding the way I was hoping. You know, like real punk music in the likes of Rancid, NOFX, Bad Religion and so on. None of that shit punk these kids have been listening to lately. Fucking kids!

So now I have this project, the industrial project, the EBM project and lately I’ve been working with hip hop. That’s right, hip hop. I was working with a guy I met on some hip hop and it turns out that despite my life lacks much of that style, I have a knack for beats and mixes. I am though a fan of older hip hop and some newer hip hop that has the spirit of old school. So I got my own little thing called “Nitz”. To long of a story as to where that came from so Im not going into it.

The punk project has yet to be named. One idea thrown around was “Charm City Cunt”. I laughed and quickly said no. Mostly because no one really knows the meaning of the word, the history of it and how in many places it is not a negative word toward females. So instead of having to deal with constantly explaining it, I decided to just forget it. Though, in the name of the band, its ment to be derogatory.

3:
I have wasted so much of my life watching “The Simpsons Movie” over and over again but fuck you!

4:
Anyone remember “War of the Worlds” TV series from the 80’s? Yeah good times that was. A while back I got both seasons of it but have just now been able to sit back and watch it and all I can say is god bless cheap acting from our past. But its great watching it and getting to scenes that I remember from when I was a child but unlike a child this time I go to sleep and not have nightmares and fear being taken over by martians.

5:
As soon as I get my alien fix in Ill be moving onto another series I have been waiting to watch. As usual, I have shit sitting around stacking up I need to get to and “You Cant Do That On Television” is one of them. Now I had to watch one of them immediately as it’s a fucking classic show. It’s the mad shit and is great to watch people getting slimmed with REAL slim. Not that shit Nickelodeon uses now. It has no texture. No Soul. Its bullshit.

And now for something completely different:

Your Pet Never Asked For This

So before I go into this let it be known that while I am an animal lover I am not a PETA supporter. I agree in treating animal’s right but there are other issues with PETA that makes me utterly despise them. Enjoy your insulin PETA fucks!

So on track here, I was watching this dog competition and looking at the shit they do to these animals and I was just simply getting pissed. I mean when in the hell did the animal ask to be shaven into a fucking Chia Pet while being poked and prodded and then made to prance around like the floor was on fucking fire but had to walk like it wasn’t?!

I saw one guy pick up his animal from the probing table by its neck and ass. Now this may be a fine form of picking up the animal but I don’t care. Picking something up by its neck is just fucking wrong. I don’t care if your other hand was supporting him by his ass, its just fucking wrong. Unless its a mother picking up its cub but I dont see your ass as being the one who gave birth to it so what's your excuse ass hole?!

Now these animal “lovers” may treat their animal well and feed them the best god damn food money can buy and I’m sure they eat much better then even I do but cutting their hair to look like an ass hole, prodding them in every direction and everything else they so is just sick. Maybe the reason we get taken by aliens and anally probed is because animals are secretly in cahoots with them and this is payback?

I have nothing against keeping pets. I know quite a few people with pets and I even have one here and this cat here gets better treatment then I do. Anything he wants he gets and more. When you take in a pet you are agreeing to give it shelter, love and a life that is better then fighting for its food and life every day. You nor the pet agree to humiliation and degradation.

As for the fucks out there who let their pets live in a place smelling of there own waste and hardly show them love and attention and barely feed them and all the other cruel things you do; feel lucky its against the law for me to do the things I really want to do to you.

Fuck you animal shows and fuck you owners.



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