First:
Eva Monkey, yeah you! I just watched you on YouTube and was it my imagination or do you have a hard on for StarTropics? Come on man, it was a good game but not that good. I have a hard on for Adventure Island and the Harvest Moon series but Ive never made noises like that for them……
Ok. You got me. I do at times make funny noises when thinking about Harvest Moon.
DON’T JUDGE ME!!!
Second:
Speaking of video games I recently was overheard by a redneck talking about video games and I said “Street Fighter or should I just simply say Capcom is ok but when put next to The King of Fighters, hell the entire SNK fighting series , Capcom blows.” Next is what fallowed….. not perfectly word for word mind you.
Redneck: Street Fighter is awesome! How could you hate that game?!
Me: I never said I hated it. I am quite fond of the game but in comparison to SNK it blows.
Redneck: What the hell is SNK?
Me: You might know it better as Neo-Geo basically.
Redneck: That old machine that had like five games on it at once?
Me: Sure
Redneck: Those games sucked. And the fighters, you couldn’t get them to do a damn thing. The screen shows all these moves and they couldn’t be done.
Me: Thats because were not dealing with simple down, towards, punch moves. Were dealing with more talent needed in order to really play the game yet they aren’t that much harder. Americans just like things simple.
Redneck: Americans work hard for what we have.
After that statement I just dint know where to go with the “conversation”. I wanted to invite him over and school him in some KoF and rock his ass with my Irori, Joe and King team but knew he was one of those people who played games and if they lost blamed the controller. Besides, he annoyed me. Don’t tell me what a good fighter is when you don’t even know about SNK.
I did also think of loading up Guilty Gear and rocking him on that but lord knows that would just have confused the fuck out of him.
And now for something completely different: