First let me say this has nothing to do with adult and/or sexual toys. When I say toys I mean childrens toys.
Now I have always been a fan of toys. I never stopped loving toys or playing with them. Every year when I go out and buy toys to donate for kids for Christmas I always have to resist opening the damn things up and playing with them. Girls and boys toys, it doesn’t matter. Some just look like so much damn fun.
To this day I like to go to McDonalds at times and get me a Happy Meal and rock out whatever toy comes in the bag. Granted today the toys are crap compared to the ones of my youth. Cracker Jacks though are the worst culprit of this crime. Have you seen the shit they put in their boxes these days? I stopped eating them because of how fucked up their toys are. Nothing like a piece of paper as your god damn toy! Whatever happened to the magnifying glass or one of the many other little toys? Sure they weren’t much but it was better then the shit you get now.
But I digress.
About a week ago I stopped at McDonalds and got me a Happy Meal. The toy I got was a Hot Wheels racing car. Pretty cool as I havent had one is a very long time. So this sat on my desk for a few days and each day I’d roll it around and soon found myself making all the noises one makes when pretending to be playing with a car. You can say anything you want but I had fun.
Soon the urge hit me and as much as I tried to avoid it, I had to do something about it. I logged into eBay and searched me out some Hot Wheels cars. And no, I am not a Matchbox fan. I don’t hate the cars but I grew up on Hot Wheels so it’s a nostalgia thing. After some looking around I saved some auctions and soon won them. I am now about to get in around 75 new in the box Hot Wheels toy cars. As well as the classic tire looking carrying case, a small track to set them zooming around and two stations for them to drive through.
Sure, Im in my mid 20’s and Im buying Hot Wheels cars. I spent about $50 total on kids toys. [All items are new.] I could have done better with the money and saved it or something else but I wanted my toy cars and I think its ok for me to get them as I plan to rock them out like no one has rocked before. Now with a bigger imagination who knows what adventures my toy cars will get into.
But I will admit, not all will be for me. I plan to keep some, maybe half or more in their boxes and donate them for Christmas. Who knows, maybe one day some boy or girl will be like me and in their adulthood go out and buy themselves some toy cars all because I started a revolution in their lives.
Never the less, I will be playing with these cars, I will be making all the noises that accompany the imagination that go with playing with toy cars and I will be happy doing all of this and I wont think its fucking weird.
So go fuck yourself for judging me!
Hope everyone had a good week.
And now for something completely different:
